Song Parody: "Beyond the Yellow Marked Road"

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Song Parody: "Beyond the Yellow Marked Road"

Post by firleymj » Sun Jun 28, 2015 6:26 am

Beyond the Yellow Marked Road

OK, by now you know that taste has never been a limiting factor :)

Tune: “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road: Elton John”
[YouTube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7_P1YCgj3w[/YouTube]

When are you gonna slow down
When are you going to stand?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to the kennel man

You know you can't leash me forever
I didn't sign up to pull you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This pup's too young to be singing the Blus!

So goodbye yellow marked road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't cage me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my trail

Back to the screeching old owl in the woods
Huntin’ the furry brown voles
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow marked road

What do you think you'll do then
I bet that'll drive you insane
It'll take you more than some kibble and jerky
To set you on your feet again

Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's damn few like me to be found!
Try mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground

So goodbye yellow marked road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't cage me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my trail

Back to the screeching old owl in the woods
Huntin’ the furry brown voles
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow marked road
My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am. ~Author Unknown
The greatest love is a mother's; then a dog's; then a sweetheart's. ~Polish Proverb

The human of Ch.(ARBA) and Ch.(KCUSA) Hawthorne James Watson (call name Kona)

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