OK, by now you know that taste has never been a limiting factor

Tune: “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road: Elton John”
[YouTube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7_P1YCgj3w[/YouTube]
When are you gonna slow down
When are you going to stand?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to the kennel man
You know you can't leash me forever
I didn't sign up to pull you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This pup's too young to be singing the Blus!
So goodbye yellow marked road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't cage me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my trail
Back to the screeching old owl in the woods
Huntin’ the furry brown voles
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow marked road
What do you think you'll do then
I bet that'll drive you insane
It'll take you more than some kibble and jerky
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's damn few like me to be found!
Try mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
So goodbye yellow marked road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't cage me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my trail
Back to the screeching old owl in the woods
Huntin’ the furry brown voles
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow marked road